We could all use a little financial advice during these difficult economic times!Retirement Plan Investment Tip…

If you had purchased $1000.

00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased
$1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had
purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.

00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would
have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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